Novel Combinations

Nov 10th, 2009 by 84adam in humor

sporkI’m a neologist. So I love making new words out of old dried up ones. Take spork for example. This one’s been around for awhile, but people still love to mention it wherever and whenever a controversy over cutlery comes up. Here I present you my TOP 10 Most Recent Combinovelties. You can try it too. No need to follow my pattern. Just do whatever sounds good. I have to say entry #3 “HUNGRIRED” doesn’t roll off the tongue too smoothly, but if you’re a nerd like me it’s quite polikely you’ll digg a few of these other newfastic words:

#1 – POLIGIOUS
Religious + political = poligious, as in “Can we create a satirical film that combines all the most poligious movies?”

#2 – SPIROLITICAL
Spiritual + political = spirolitical, as in “Buddhist anarchists look for spirolitical solutions to amoral systems.”

#3 – HUNGRIRED
Hungry + tired = hungrired, as in “But coach, I’m so hungrired.”

#4 – FLIERED
Full + tired = fliered, as in “Food coma.”
“Dido, I’m fliered.”

#5 – POLIKELY
Likely + possible = polikely, as in “The forecast for Mt. Everest tomorrow: Snow is polikely.”

#6 – POSSUNKELY
Unlikely + possible = possunkely, as in “Possums wearing pants post-partem is pretty possunkely, pal.”

#7 – LARGITING
Large + exciting = largiting, as in the Burj Dubai.

#8 – EXSMALTING
Small + exciting = exsmalting, as in “I’m so exsmalted about the new iPhone 4GS. But the thought of jailbreaking it is even more exsmalting.”

#9 – FOLDASTIC
Old + fantastic = foldastic, as in “Look at this antique origami praying mantis I found. It’s foldastic!”

#10 – NEWFASTIC
New + fantastic = newfastic, as in “I’m a neologist; all these newfastic words are gonna give me a braingasm!”

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BONUS #11 – SORRIBLE
Horrible + simple = sorrible, as in “Pleasing neologists is sorrible work, indeed, but the nerd rapture is coming, so I better get used to it.”

BONUS #12 – GRIMPLE
Great + simple = grimple, as in “It would really be grimple if you could add a few combinovelties yourself in the comments!!”

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